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I GOT THE CAMERA TO WORK!

a new video will be up on the channel soon in about 20 mins! its uploading right now and I think the camera quility looks quite nice, if you like it please tell me and I will be ahppy to make some more videos with it! thanks and have a great day!


alpaca!

679   2 years ago
My collection of Soviet jokes

Way back when my channel was centered & themed around Communism, I loved finding and telling different Soviet/Communist jokes and have a small collection of them that I gathered from places around the internet I like to use sometimes, they don't always get laughs, especially from those who don't know that much about communist history, but I find most of them pretty funny.

These ones are actually ones that I had used for a soviet joke command using MEE6 bot in my old Discord server (hence the weird formatting, I had to squish them back to 'one' line), so if you were there between January-March 2019, you may remember some of them.

  • A man walks into a shop. He asks the clerk, “You don’t have any meat?” The clerk says, “No, here we don’t have any fish. The shop that doesn’t have any meat is across the street.
  • An American explains to a Russian that the United States is a truly free country because he can stand in front of the White House and shout “To hell with Ronald Reagan!” The Russian says that this is nonsense because he can easily stand in Red Square and shout “To hell with Ronald Reagan.”
  • A worker standing in a liquor line says: “I have had enough, save my place, I am going to shoot Gorbachev.” Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask, “Did you get him?” “No, the line there was even longer than the line here.”
  • An American dog, a Polish dog, and a Soviet dog sit together. The American dog says “In my country, if you bark long enough, you will be heard and given some meat”. The Polish dog replies “What is ‘meat’?” and the Soviet dog says “What is ‘bark’?
  • A farmworker greets Stalin at his potato farm. “Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God,” the farmer excitedly tells his leader. “But God does not exist,” replies Stalin. “Exactly,” says the farmer. “Neither do the potatoes.”
  • An American is visiting the Soviet Union. He’s taking a train from Leningrad to Kyiv and listening to his handheld radio when a Soviet man leans over to talk to him. “You know, we make those better and more efficiently here in the Soviet Union,” he says. “Oh?” Says the American.“Yes,” the Soviet man responds. “What is it?”
  • Q: What is very large, makes a lot of smoke and noise, takes down 20 liters of gas per hour, and cuts an apple into three pieces? A: The Soviet machine built to cut apples into four pieces.
  • "My wife has been going to the Party’s cooking school for three years," says one Soviet man to another. "She must really cook well by now," says the second man. "No, so far they've only got as far as the bit about the Twentieth CPSU Congress."
  • Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says "nobody needs meat today."
  • Why do KGB Agents always travel in 3's? 1 to write the report, 1 to read it, and 1 to kill the two others because they already know too much. (I actually told this one to my homeroom teacher, she found it funny... and probably called the FBI after... but at least she laughed!)
  • Why do communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft. 
  • What's 150 yards long and eats potatoes?  A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat. 
  • What did communists use to light their homes with before using candles? Electricity.

Now, if you did find those funny and want to hear some more, you can watch this video of Ronald Reagan telling some of them at his speeches!

:)

699   3 years ago
I love this place and why we should upload!

I love this new idea, I would like to upload on this platform or clab with someone is the future 

588   3 years ago
Problem with camera, delay for the camera videos

Hello everybody! 

In a recent video I showed a new camera and said I would be doing some videos with it soon, unfortunately I am having trouble getting content from the memory card onto my computer, I will do my best to resolve this issue and hope you all doing well, thanks

Sincerely

Alpaca 🦙 

 

613   2 years ago
Hmmm

so my main issue at the moment is my citizenship here in the US, once school is out for the summer I have 2wks to file for another year student visa, which now at this point is ridiculous because I've been living here for 4yrs now I use to go back to the UK to visit my mom and family but I haven't done that since my mom passed away.

I've files for citizenship twice now but each time its been "placed on hold" till I'm 18!!!!!

I dont mind if I can't stay after I'm 18, u still have family in the UK&in Sweden.

Or if someone's REALLY nice&let me move in lol *ahem*Jacob??😂


580   3 years ago
Hello! blog test!

Hello everybody! I hope your all doing well and keeping safe in these times! this is just a lil test on the blog option on this wonderful site that is Tingly Tube! thanks!

589   3 years ago
your weekly alpaca!

hello everyone! here if your weekly-Alpaca for monday! have a great one! this is jarred the alpaca, his favorite colour is green.

554   3 years ago
Coming soon!!!

This video will be out in a while, I hope you like it!


680   2 years ago
sorry I have not been uploading and been active recently.

I have recently been going a lil holiday trip and havent had the time to make asmr videos. BUT!

I have been working on a video for the past few weeks now, its going to be the longest video on tingly tube! (the longest video without loop and not made with cgi)

the longest video on tingly tube currently goes to KywonTMcCain!

sorry for the wait and I will hopefully have some extra time to make some other asmr shorts between filming "the Longest video on tingly tube"

many thanks and have a great day!

673   2 years ago
lil update

Hello everyone, I hope all members of tingly tube are doing well this fine evening or morning or afternoon. 

happy alpaca day!

806   2 years ago