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Crazy things

I don't know when I found this site, but I'm really glad I did, I want to show you some of the crazy things I did. This filter is from the actress Lana Parrilla, I named the channel in her honor.

This is very crazy, I like filters, on youtube I couldn't do what I wanted, because I was always criticized, it's hard for me to fit in with society... but well here I want to be calm, I know that whoever enters is because they really like asmr.

LanaAsmr

1365   3 years ago

lil update

Hello everyone, I hope all members of tingly tube are doing well this fine evening or morning or afternoon. 

happy alpaca day!

ClarkTeddles

821   2 years ago

I am not pretty

I am not a role model of a beautiful woman.  Most of the time I don't feel comfortable filming. I feel the ASMR community on youtube is toxic. But I want to think there is something else, I love old school, simple videos where I don't have to expose myself as an object. Where I won't be judged, and that place even if it doesn't have a lot of people is here. Thanks for having me.

LanaAsmr

732   2 years ago

My collection of Soviet jokes

Way back when my channel was centered & themed around Communism, I loved finding and telling different Soviet/Communist jokes and have a small collection of them that I gathered from places around the internet I like to use sometimes, they don't always get laughs, especially from those who don't know that much about communist history, but I find most of them pretty funny.

These ones are actually ones that I had used for a soviet joke command using MEE6 bot in my old Discord server (hence the weird formatting, I had to squish them back to 'one' line), so if you were there between January-March 2019, you may remember some of them.

• A man walks into a shop. He asks the clerk, “You don’t have any meat?” The clerk says, “No, here we don’t have any fish. The shop that doesn’t have any meat is across the street.
• An American explains to a Russian that the United States is a truly free country because he can stand in front of the White House and shout “To hell with Ronald Reagan!” The Russian says that this is nonsense because he can easily stand in Red Square and shout “To hell with Ronald Reagan.”
• A worker standing in a liquor line says: “I have had enough, save my place, I am going to shoot Gorbachev.” Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask, “Did you get him?” “No, the line there was even longer than the line here.”
• An American dog, a Polish dog, and a Soviet dog sit together. The American dog says “In my country, if you bark long enough, you will be heard and given some meat”. The Polish dog replies “What is ‘meat’?” and the Soviet dog says “What is ‘bark’?
• A farmworker greets Stalin at his potato farm. “Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God,” the farmer excitedly tells his leader. “But God does not exist,” replies Stalin. “Exactly,” says the farmer. “Neither do the potatoes.”
• An American is visiting the Soviet Union. He’s taking a train from Leningrad to Kyiv and listening to his handheld radio when a Soviet man leans over to talk to him. “You know, we make those better and more efficiently here in the Soviet Union,” he says. “Oh?” Says the American.“Yes,” the Soviet man responds. “What is it?”
• Q: What is very large, makes a lot of smoke and noise, takes down 20 liters of gas per hour, and cuts an apple into three pieces? A: The Soviet machine built to cut apples into four pieces.
• "My wife has been going to the Party’s cooking school for three years," says one Soviet man to another. "She must really cook well by now," says the second man. "No, so far they've only got as far as the bit about the Twentieth CPSU Congress."
• Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says "nobody needs meat today."
• Why do KGB Agents always travel in 3's? 1 to write the report, 1 to read it, and 1 to kill the two others because they already know too much. (I actually told this one to my homeroom teacher, she found it funny... and probably called the FBI after... but at least she laughed!)
• Why do communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft. 
• What's 150 yards long and eats potatoes?  A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat. 
• What did communists use to light their homes with before using candles? Electricity.

Now, if you did find those funny and want to hear some more, you can watch this video of Ronald Reagan telling some of them at his speeches!

:)

JJ15ASMR

700   3 years ago

I GOT THE CAMERA TO WORK!

a new video will be up on the channel soon in about 20 mins! its uploading right now and I think the camera quility looks quite nice, if you like it please tell me and I will be ahppy to make some more videos with it! thanks and have a great day!

alpaca!

ClarkTeddles

691   2 years ago

Coming soon!!!

This video will be out in a while, I hope you like it!

LittleASMR

680   3 years ago

sorry I have not been uploading and been active recently.

I have recently been going a lil holiday trip and havent had the time to make asmr videos. BUT!

I have been working on a video for the past few weeks now, its going to be the longest video on tingly tube! (the longest video without loop and not made with cgi)

the longest video on tingly tube currently goes to KywonTMcCain!

sorry for the wait and I will hopefully have some extra time to make some other asmr shorts between filming "the Longest video on tingly tube"

many thanks and have a great day!

ClarkTeddles

673   3 years ago

JJ's first blog post on TT!

I can't believe I founded TinglyTube but still haven't used the blogging feature! Well, I guess better late than never :)

Also, I'd like to make it clear, you can write a blog about really anything, as long as it's not spam or anything like that.

Well bye for now!

JJ15ASMR

662   3 years ago

Stay where you are happy

This is my youtube channel:  MI CHANEL

I am what you give me

If you give me pain

you will receive pain

If you give me love

I will give you love.

I have not known how to fit in

and even though I can't speak English

I pronounce regular

I don't want to stop trying.

Fear has trapped me all my life

and I have not known how to have relationships with people

people of youtube in my language.

I don't understand metrics, and starting from 0 is what I want. Thanks for this corner. 

I don't invent enemies

but I suck envy

no one reached out a hand

no one I could trust.

I just believe that there may be a chance

 and that there are more people in the world than those successful ones

 who once tried to bring you down. I want to think that there is something beautiful in this. Something beyond a youtube paycheck..... 

there are more people in the world...and I want to meet them.

I once closed my youtube account, it was hard to do, I spoke in Spanish, I had more people gossiping and bad than anything else.  And it took me a while to give myself a chance with people who are far away to feel them close.

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

LanaAsmr

634   2 years ago

Problem with camera, delay for the camera videos

Hello everybody! 

In a recent video I showed a new camera and said I would be doing some videos with it soon, unfortunately I am having trouble getting content from the memory card onto my computer, I will do my best to resolve this issue and hope you all doing well, thanks

Sincerely

Alpaca 🦙 

ClarkTeddles

626   2 years ago